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Cake Wrecks - Oh Yeah.

For those of you privileged enough to have been previously introduced to the infamous blog, "Cake Wrecks", a little smile just came across your face. For those of you who have not yet had the honor, please take this opportunity to let the hilarity ensue as the good people at "Cake Wrecks" blog about professional cakes gone horribly wrong.


The Cake that Started It All




Sorry, You Can't Have Any




I Said I Wanted PINK!


Gee, Thanks "Kids"


I'm not really sure what the "20th" denotes: 20 years of being a "dad"? 20 "children"? Or maybe the cake is for the 20th "dad" to come along? Eh?

Regardless, any cake decorator who thinks the title Dad deserves quotation marks probably needs therapy. Or an English lesson. One of those two, anyway. 

For more enjoyable cake catastrophes, check out their blog!
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